Carl

Carl is a middle-age, balding Heavy with a somewhat thick mustache. He works at an insurance agency, mostly doing paperwork and taking calls. While he originally wanted to be a dancer, he was denied due to his larger physique. This unfair decision forced him into a boring office job where he spends the long hours of his shift wondering what his life could have been if his dreams were ever realized. Eventually this regret turned into anger, anger that makes him a formidable foe on the field of battle.

Since Carl comes to the fight straight from the office, you usually see him dressed in his traditional business attire of khakis and a tie. His arsenal includes half of the Sandvich left over from his last lunch break, his Gloves of Running Urgently that gets him to work on time, and finally his trusty Minigun. On other occasions, when he is feeling extra angry about the state of his life, he will solely run at people with his frightening Fists of Steel while juiced up on a raw Buffalo Steak Sandvich.